Toilet finds

Recently I've found a few funny things all dealing with toilets here. The first was a sign on a western-style toilet letting people know exactly how the toilet seats are suppose to be depending on what position your assuming.
The next was some great toilet paper with public safetly warnings on them. The first is watching out for members of the mob.
The next is telling you to watch out for perverts and to phone the police if you see any crimes.